YOU FUCKING SEE THIS MAP, MOTHERFUCKERS?
YOU GETTING A LONG GOOD SQUINT ON WITH YOUR SIGHT-HOLES?
YOU SEE THAT LONG ORANGE SNAKE WEAVING ITSELF AROUND OUR FAIR COUNTRY?
THAT ORANGE LINE DENOTES THE 100 MILE BORDERS OF THE US, WHICH IS NOW BASICALLY A CONSTITUTION-FREE ZONE
DOES THAT SOUND HYPERBOLIC TO YOU SHITHEADS?
DO YOU THINK I’M GETTING MY MOTHERFUCKING HYPERBOLE ON?
THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DECLARED THAT ITS AGENTS NOW HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SEARCH THE ELECTRONIC POSSESSIONS OF ANY FUCKING ONE IN THAT ZONE
ANYBODY, FOR ANY REASON, AS LONG AS THEY ARE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A BORDER OF THE US, CAN NOW HAVE THEIR FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS VIOLATED
THIS OBVIOUSLY INCLUDES THE ENTIRE EAST AND WEST COASTS, ALSO KNOWN AS, YOU KNOW, THE FUCKING POPULATION CENTERS OF OUR ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY
THIS EQUATES TO NEARLY 200 MILLION FUCKING AMERICANS, OR 2/3RDS OF OUR ENTIRE SHITSTAINING WAFFLEHUMPING JELLOFUCKING FROGTOGGLING MINTSNIFFING HORSEHOCKING COUNTRY
IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, YOU RIGHT NOW DO NOT HAVE FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS ANYMORE
THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A US BORDER
THAT MEANS MOST OF THE POPULATION OF ALL WEST COAST (ESPECIALLY CALIFORNIA) AND EAST COAST STATES, ALL OF FLORIDA AND THE ENTIRE NORTHEAST QUADRANT, AND ALL OF POOR MOTHERFUCKING HAWAII
JUST LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FUCKER, NOW A LITTLE COLLECTION OF ORANGE DOTS FLOATING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR YOU NOOKWHIFFERS: THE FOURTH AMENDMENT NO LONGER APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE STATE OF HAWAII, AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE STATES OF FLORIDA, MAINE, MASSACHUSETTS, DELAWARE, NEW YORK, AND ALL THOSE OTHER FIDDLY LITTLE TINY FUCKING STATES UP IN THE SNOOTY PART OF AMERICA, YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTNER TRIED TO MAKE A JIGSAW PUZZLE OUT OF RABBIT SHIT
INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE RED MEATY CENTER OF AMERICA IS ENTIRELY PROTECTED BUT I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO THAT
POINT IS, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, WHICH IS NOTORIOUS FOR ITS BLANKET STATEMENTS AND ITS DISREGARD FOR THE PRIVACY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAS NOW DECLARED THE RIGHTS OF TWO MOTHERFUCKING THIRDS OF THE GODDAMNED COUNTRY INVALID
AND YES I MOTHERFUCKING STRETCHED YOUR DASH FOR THIS
GUESS WHAT? I’LL STRETCH YOUR FUCKING ASS TOO UNTIL YOU AT LEAST REBLOG THIS, AND LET MORE FUCKING PEOPLE KNOW THAT THEIR RIGHTS ARE FUCKING GONE
MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE, PEOPLE
cuz this shit ain’t right.
EDIT: CLICKTHROUGH THE PIC FOR SOURCE, SHITSTAINS
The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via
Hazel McCallion, everbody.
92 years old,
34 years in office,
$0 in debt
$700 million in reserve
Eight prime ministers
But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.
Now I’m sure somebody’s gonna tell me something but
- supports a Palestinian state
- supports Aids CHarities
- told her city well if we cant get money y’all need to pay taxes and maintains a 76 approval rating
- nick named Hurricane Hazel
- and is so boss lady that she don’t run she’ tells folks to give that money to charity
We’re pretty proud of Hazel over here.
Oh Haze, you’re owning it. And then there’s Robbie, downtown. Hmm.
Now to get someone like this on the national scale, cause fuck you Harper….
REBLOG THIS.IDC WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU ARE.SAVE A LIFE
Just a little self motivation.
this is perfection.
Yes, because platitudes are SO helpful to someone who’s in the kind of pain that leads to suicidal ideation. And nobody ever has ever said “it gets better” or “permanent solution to a temporary problem” or “you’re better than this” to a suicidal person before. Nope, this is entirely original and groundbreaking and gosh, why didn’t anyone think to say these things before, because it definitely changes the agonizing pain and/or crushing depression that brings someone to that brink.
This double standard really pisses me off
- Allistic person: I still have plush toys and get excited over little things, I'm such a big kid lol
- Society: Wow, you're so *~*qUiRkY*~* and original!
- Autistic person: I still have plush toys and get excited over little things, I'm such a big kid lol
- Society: Oh, you're a forever baby. Do your parents know where you are? This is proof you shouldn't be allowed out on your own.
What got me the most about this scene is how emotional Fionna is when she thinks she’s going to lose Marshall. You can see all her emotion and the pain as well as her love for him. You can see how she’s internally struggling with whether she wants to be mad at him or just sit there and comfort him. But even through all of this, she isn’t going to let his mind games affect her. She cries, but she doesn’t lose herself to his influence. She is genuine. She genuinely cares for him.
I love the messages in this show. Wish I had it growing up.
Zahra Lari, the first Hijabi figure skater! Read her story on hijabican.
it was basically impossible for me not to reblog this ok
For a while, we have been wondering what it is we could possibly do to help raise funds for “The Company You Keep” which hopes to start filming this May/June and, with the effort of some amazing artists, we are proud to announce
THE COMPANY YOU KEEP ARTIST DRIVE
Artists from all around have gathered together to help make The Company You Keep become a reality and we couldn’t be more excited!
Check out our amazing selection of artists and items for auction:
How does the artist drive work?
Very simple. Each auction starts at 5 dollars, or another price if specified, and the winning bid price is split between us here at The Company You Keep and the artist (the artist also gets the shipping money if they would like to ship their piece)
Example: If the winning bid is 10 dollars, The Company You Keep gets 5 dollars and the artist gets 5 dollars. It’s that simple!
Want to join the cause? Write to me at:
with what you would like to offer, your auction price and shipping price, an image of what you would like to offer or any general image, and places on the web to find out more about yourself.
SPREAD THE WORD!!
We have some amazing artists here who are giving up their time, creativity, art, ext. to help us out. Please, please, PLEASE spread the word and please consider making a bid.
Thank you all so much and we hope that this is an amazing success!
so, a cute Asian guy asked me out today…
I had to tell him “no”
basically ‘cause I have far too much baggage to be in a relationship
Daniel Radcliffe talking about his old stunt double, David Holmes, who was severely injured during a stunt on the HP films
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